Writer of snarky, relentlessly honest sex toy reviews @ HeyEpiphora.com. Allergic to coyness and sugar-coating. You don't want your bad sex toy to run into me in a dark alley.
Sugar rides the Sybian
#dildoholiday summer 2015
April Fool's Day 2015 — video reviews!
CatalystCon East 2014 highlights
CatalystCon West 2013 highlights
Love letters for the Eroscillator
Can someone be allergic to pure silicone sex toys?
What the fuck is Sil-a-Gel?