MACBETH:

Allow myself to introduce myself:

The name's Macbeth, during labor I induced myself.

Macbeth, I'll rap death until my last breath,

"Scotland!" that's where you find my address.

Started with me and Banquo meeting these witches,

They said my future would soon hold kingly riches,

But Bun's sons would reign instead of me,

I'm like, "Yeah right,

What could make my friend into my enemy?"

But I found out that the Cawdor title was mine,

And suddenly thoughts of jealousy

Were filling my mind.

This greed be easy to sip like green tea,

So feeling kingly, I checked in with my queen bee,

My lady, she was like: "Why you thinking maybe?"

Killing this king will be

Like stealing haggis from a baby."

I'm wavering, she's telling me to be a man,

I'm like, "Man, I guess we'll go through with the plan,"

I can't ignore it…

SOLDIERS:

We're gonna beat 'em,

We gotta lead 'em,

We're gonna need 'em,

That's the reason that we defeat 'em.

MACBETH:

Let it begin, slip the guards 10 shots of gin,

I wait for them to pass out, then commence to sin.

I throw conscience to the wind,

My throat tight as a glove,

And I see this vision of a dagger dripping with blood.

But I proceed, past the guards, to the king's bedside.

Creep up! I'mma make sure he don't wake up!

You ever taken a man's life?.... Well, I have…

I plunged the dagger so deep,

Now he's resting in peace, I hear a scream...

"Sleep no more, Macbeth murders sleep!"

These guilty thoughts in my head

Something I don't want to keep.

My lady plants bloody daggers

On the passed-out guards,

We wash the blood from our hands

And escape through the yard.

They say the first murder is the hardest,

And that's right.

After that first night, I had no problem taking a life.

Remember what them witches said

About Banquo's kids?

Well, I sent off three hit men to murder them quick.

They stab the father, but miss the son,

And now Fleance is fleeing, yeah I got him on the run.

It's hard to host a party when your best friend's ghost,

Shows up to haunt you,

While you're busy making a toast.

You can't ignore it...

SOLDIERS:

We're gonna beat 'em,

We gotta lead 'em,

We're gonna need 'em,

That's the reason that we defeat 'em.

The witches say:

ALL:

Double, double toil and trouble,

Fire burn, and cauldron bubble.

SECOND WITCH:

Fillet of a fenny snake,

In the cauldron boil and bake.

Eye of newt and toe of frog,

Wool of bat and tongue of dog,

Adder's fork and blind-worm's sting,

Lizard's leg and owlet's wing,

For a charm of powerful trouble,

Like a hell-broth boil and bubble.

ALL:

Double, double toil and trouble,

Fire burn and cauldron bubble.

MACBETH:

I ask them for answers, and I sit and I listen,

They respond by summoning three apparitions.

First says: "Fear Macduff."

Yeah, I guessed as much.

Second says: "None of woman born shall harm Macbeth."

Third says: I won't ever be harmed or hassled,

Till the days the woods march right up to my castle.

M & M gather armies to march upon me,

Bring it on! No one of woman born can harm me.

Back at the castle, my lady's slowly losing her mind,

She's screaming "out damned spot, out I say…"

Later on I'm informed she died, no remorse,

Not a tear, death means little to King Macbeth.

Till I learn a C-section's how MacDuff was born,

It feels like someone left me with a heart that's torn.

And I think back about the apparition's quote,

As I see MacDuff's sword coming at my throat,

It's game over.

MACBETH:

Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow,

Creeps in this petty pace from day to day

To the last syllable of recorded time,

And all our yesterdays have lighted fools

The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!

Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player

That struts and frets his hour upon the stage

And then is heard no more. It is a tale

Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,

Signifying nothing.

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