Failure Simulator
If you want to kill off time then play this game.
This is a simulation game with real world scale. It's real, it's real, it's real.
It will only get better as you play, and you don't even have to be good to get the best.
The game "Failure simulator Crack" is to let you play a life in different situations,
in different schools, work places, loans.
It's called "Failure simulator Cracked Version" because it is in your aclinity to fail in every possible situation.
You will have to break up with someone, loose a job, get kicked out of the school,
You must get out of the
You must regret a lot of things: a date, I die, a car accident, a bike crash,
you lose a an argument...
Every falsh on the road, an accident, a dark alley... you will have to fail.
If you fail, your car crash, you die, everything crumbles,
you regret everything, and you will be charged for every thing you failed to do.
If you suceed everything will go fine,
and you will get the money,
you will live a happy life,
you will finish all you school without failing,
you will get a job at the corner store,
you will be happy forever, and you will be respected by your friends.
But you must fail.
As a simulation of your life in the real world
if you want to be an adult, if you want to get a good job,
if you want to grow up, if you want to get a wife and a house of your own,
you have to fail.
You must break up with someone.
In that romantic night, when you're in love with her or him,
when the relationship,
when your desire to her begin to subside.
When you decide to break up,
when you face a very hard decision.
When you  regret a date, a loved person, and so on and so forth
That's it.
It is the simplest form of simulation.
In the game, if you refuse to be alone,
I will literally break you.
You will be forced to break up with someone,
you will fail because you will be alone.
You will want to die, every single time.
I will put you in a situation where you'll die,
every single time.
You will be in a motorcycle accident,
or in a traffic fatality,
and every day, every time you have a health crisis,
every single time you crash.
I will break you, because I want you to grow up.
If you want to grow up, you must fail.
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There's no gameplay at all in the game, it's a complete waste of time.
The application is currently in a closed beta testing and it has been running for almost 7 years now.
Failure Simulator
Unreal Engine 3
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Failure Simulator has unbalanced controls (which seems to be a common problem) and I find myself crawling through a completely unrealistic game world. It doesn't work and it seems to be the way the developers made it.
This Game is Awful, the interface is bad, the controls are needlessly complicated and even though it seems like there are "bosses" to attack all you want to do is kill yourself. The controls are not close to real life, not close at all. I have to change my normal way of playing video games to cope with the controls. Not real, not even close to real.
The only good thing I can say about the game is the concept of using rockets to clear a path to collect stars is good. But the game itself... Not even close.
Fun gameplay aside, this game lacks the sense of accomplishment that makes every game worth playing. There is never any incentive for you to win the game. The only reason this game seems fun is due to the fact that you can actually fail.
I have spent over $30 on the game and I will never play it again. If anyone else wants to try, the price is $10 and that's all you'll ever pay.
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neonbane
It's not the core mechanics of a game that make it fun. It's the gameplay.
But don't take my word for it. Try it out!
Or at least, try it!
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Estate assassin
It's a very challenging game that requires patience and skill, though not enough to dissuade the "it's almost real" people. Gameplay is extremely buggy so if you are offended by that you won't like this game.
And if you are one of those people who get offended by the buggy nature of the gameplay, it's not real.
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