~~ UPDATE: ON 28th MARCH, THE ADVENTURE CAME TO AN END IN A PUB BASEMENT FULL OF CLOWNS, MUTANTS, AND SERIOUSLY ILL LEOPARDS, AS DANIEL BARKER AND I HUGGED IT OUT AND DECIDED TO TAKE IT EASY. BELOW IS THE STORY OF HOW THIS WAS ALLOWED TO HAPPEN ~~

~~ TO SEE HOW IT ALL INTENDED, VISIT http://danielbarker.cogdiss.com  ~~ 

On January 13th, twitter user @daniel_barker had his birthday. Not many people said &#34;happy birthday&#34;, so he tweeted this:

You know, in some ways, I do regret having tweeted this. pic.twitter.com/voMoiHRST3

Lots of people wished him their best, and a good time was had by all. However, I took his tweet seriously to heart, because I am a good m8. After an initial flurry of birthday songs, I decided the sensible course of action was to keep celebrating Daniel&#39;s birthday every single day, until he wasn&#39;t sure what a birthday even was anymore. This is the ongoing story of my celebration.

NOTE: If you want to skip the songs, scroll down to day three (though it&#39;s worth noting that I actually hid some hints about what was to come right back in the day one songs.)

@daniel_barker 
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO U
I'LL BREAK U IN TWO
MY OLD MAN'S A MUSHROOM
AND I LIKE TO COOK STEW

@daniel_barker 
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU
PREPARE FOR VERSE TWO
IT'S LOUDER AND DEEPER
AND THE THIRD WILL BE TOO

@daniel_barker 
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THEE
GUESS WHAT IT'S VERSE THREE
A SECRET IS WAITING
IN THE DEPTHS OF THE SEA

@daniel_barker 
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MY LORD
YOU MUST READY THY SWORD
A MONSTER AWAKENS
IN A CAVE UNEXPLORED

@daniel_barker 
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, GREY PRINCE
A CHALICE OF MINCE
BUBBLES AND FESTERS
YOUR FEARS TO EVINCE

Frog Croakley

How one man's birthday went on for 75 days

The collected "Daniel Barker's Birthday" tweets